Relationship Failure Analysis Survey

Welcome to the Relationship Failure Analysis Survey, $Name. It looks like your relationship has failed due to "$End". Would you like to debug your personality? When you are ready to analyze the failures of your own personality, please proceed to the [[THE RELATIONSHIP FAILURE ANALYSIS SURVEY|Landscapes]]. $ambition $adventure $practicality $sexuality

<head><link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">\ <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>\ <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Kode+Mono:wght@400..700&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">\ </head>\ Which image matches the vibe of the person your partner cheated on you with? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/oneambition.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "Question 2")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/onesexuality.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 2")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/onepracticality.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 2")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/oneadventure.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "Question 2")] |==| $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

Which therapist seems the best option to embark on one year of (last ditch effort) relationship therapy with? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/twoambition.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "Question 3")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/twosexuality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 3")] |==| |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/twopracticality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 3")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/twoadventure.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "Question 3")] |==| $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

Which of the following options feel the best suited to save your unhappy relationship? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/threeambition.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "Question 4")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/threesexuality.jpg width=200 />")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 4")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/threepracticality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 4")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/threeadventure.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "Question 4")] |==| >whoooo buddy $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

Which accusation about your personal flaws feels the most accurate, $Name? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fourambition.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "Question 5")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/foursexuality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 5")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fourpracticality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 5")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fouradventure.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "Question 5")] |==| $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

Which intrusive thought do you wish to feel most guilty for? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fiveambition.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "Question 6")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fivesexuality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 6")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fivepracticality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 6")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/fiveadventure.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "Question 6")] |==| $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

Which object do you wish to keep in the separation? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sixambition.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "Question 7")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sixsexuality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 7")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sixpracticality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "Question 7")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sixadventure.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "Question 7")] |==| $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

Where will you go to mend your broken heart? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sevenambition.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $ambition to it + 1)(goto: "intermediate")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sevensexuality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $sexuality to it + 1)(goto: "intermediate")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sevenpracticality.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $practicality to it + 1)(goto: "intermediate")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/sevenadventure.jpg width=200/>")[(set: $adventure to it + 1)(goto: "intermediate")] |==| $ambition $sexuality $practicality $adventure

(set: $percentage to (random: 1, 69)) Thank you for choosing to examine why your relationship has failed. That was very brave of you, $Name. Your personality flaws have now been analysed and catalogued in our system. Your personality flaws are similar to (text-colour:"red")[$percentage%] of all surveyed participants. Your emotional landscape is most similar to: (if: $landscape is 0) [<center><img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/landscape1.jpg width=400px/></center>//You run hot, but empty, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. You beg to be explored, but what is on offer is more of the same. Embrace your vastness, but consider if you really contain multitudes.//]\ (elseif: $landscape is 1) [<center><img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/landscape1.jpg width=400px/></center>//You run hot, but empty, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. You beg to be explored, but what is on offer is more of the same. Embrace your vastness, but consider if you really contain multitudes.//]\ (elseif: $landscape is 2)[<center><img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/landscape3.jpg width=400px/></center>//The memories and baggage stored in you are equivalent to a centuries old ghost town. You cannot have a future without dealing with your past. You need a period of generous rest and revitalization before you can rise to the partnerships that you covet.//]\ (elseif: $landscape is 3)[<center><img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/landscape4.jpg width=400px/></center>//The Salton Sea is a man-made lake that now deposits several tons of dead tilapia on its shores annually. You are perhaps a bit too forthcoming with your tragedies. If you create a bleak landscape, the people who will cross its threshold are resilient people, but do you want to have relationships steeped in indulging each others traumas?//]\ (elseif: $landscape is 4)[<center><img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/landscape2.jpg width=400px/></center>//You are perceived as arctic, but the arctic is full of life. Perhaps you simply want to be pals with polar bears. Your emotional landscape is only welcoming to few, but it sometimes rewards those who dare approach it with dead seals.//] Additionally, a short analysis of your relationship flaws are included below: (text-colour:"red")[ (if: $sexuality is 0)[ //You are cold - lukewarm on good days - which is a difficult temperature to spend much time next to.// ]\ (elseif: $sexuality is 1)[//It is difficult to take your temperature. You do not always say what you mean, and your expressions of lust can be confusing.//]\ (elseif: $sexuality is 2)[ //You have a tendency to flatter but less of a tendency to mean it. You are difficult to take seriously.// ]\ (elseif: $sexuality is >= 3)[//Your attentions are everywhere. Your love may be unlimited but your time is not.//]\ (if: $practicality is 0)[ //Your head is in the clouds, which is too far away for most people to have a conversation with.//]\ (elseif: $practicality is 1)[ //You are unremarkable in many ways and do not have methods for distinguishing yourself. You are a perfectly fine companion, but perhaps some might want more than something just fine.// ]\ (elseif: $practicality is 2)[ //You are good at many things, but you have unrealistic expectations of your companions. Not everyone lives up to your exacting standards, and perhaps they have chosen not to.// ]\ (elseif: $practicality is >= 3)[//You prize practicality and service, but humans have qualities beyond how they can be useful to you. You too, are worth more than the sum of your labor.//]\ (if: $adventure is 0)[//You seek little and little will be delivered to you.//] (elseif: $adventure is 1)[ //You are comfortable in the nest that you have built, but this makes you a poor match for those with more restlessness in their soul(and frankly, more interesting lives).//]\ (elseif: $adventure is 2)[ //You seek adventure, but more for its attention than its genuine rewards. You tell too many of the same stories about the places you have been.// ]\ (elseif: $adventure is >= 3)[//It is difficult to love something that keeps moving further away. You may need to anchor yourself before you anchor another. //]\ (if: $ambition is 0)[ //What are you doing with your life? You let yourself be subsumed into other people’s hopes and dreams, but a blank slate is an echo, not a companion.// ]\ (elseif: $ambition is 1)[//You have small and achievable dreams, but some fish dream of larger ponds. Do you dare?//]\ (elseif: $ambition is 2)[//You want many things but you have to also chase them. Your stasis is unbecoming of your ambition.// ]\ (elseif: $ambition is >= 3)[//You know exactly what you want but you have left no room for delightful variables. Is there even space for someone else in your life?//]]\ Thank you for participating in our Relationship Failure Analysis. Best of luck with your next one(you'll need it).

Thank you for taking our Relationship Failure Analysis Survey. Would you like to see your [[RESULTS|THE RESULTS]]?

Welcome to the Relationship Failure Analysis Survey. This comprehensive personality survey will analyze the personality flaws that led to the dissolution of your last relationship. What is your name? (input-box:bind $Name,"X=") Why did your last relationship end(short answer, please)? (input-box:bind $End,"X=") [[We can begin now.|Welcome]].

Which of these landscapes most closely resemble your emotional terrain? |= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/eightambition.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $landscape to 1)(goto: "Question 1")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/eightsexuality.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $landscape to 2)(goto: "Question 1")] =|= (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/eightpracticality.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $landscape to 3)(goto: "Question 1")] (link: "<img src=http://donotperceive.me/RelationshipPersonalityTest/eightadventure.jpg width=200px/>")[(set: $landscape to 4)(goto: "Question 1")] |==|